Samuel Contesti

Samuel Contesti the Italian!!

IT's OVERALL TIME!!

"This is going to be so dirty" -A.W.

That patch on his heiny is so cuuuute. "It was tight" but he did it!

Phew! He held on to that triple axle by dear life!

OUCH! That was QUITE a spill. "He just gave that one away." But the audience is rallying with some clapping to the beat. Guns?!?! Time for a banjo solo! "Requisite gold chain around his neck."-A.W.

Time to SPINNNNNNN.

Jaunty pointing and spinning! He's selling it at least! "We need to bring him down to Branson." -A.W.

and . . .. shimmy!

J.B. says "Where are the Italian designers and a be jewel it. I have no idea on the choice of music----"

Takahito Kozuka

Takahito Kozuka

"I hate to think what Joyce is going to say about his costume. It looks like the boys version of the Mary Kate and Ashley Olson line" _A.W.

Hendrix!! Nice choice!

Wow those triple combos were excellent.

"He's so little!" -A.W.

I like how his pants looks like faded jeans. Channeling the 1960s -- Japanese style. He's killing these jumps! What a darling little high kicking piece of of sugar candy.

He did excellent but didn't really "Grab" us like some others did. A lovely little elf.

The Japanese are "throwing it down." Apparently he "knows how to skate" and is "20 years old."

"His coach looks like a stoned turtle (who is also dapper)" -A.W.

SCORE: 79.59

Brian Joubert

Brian Joubert takes the ice from far away France. Apparently there is a decline of the "quad" -- who knew?

Starting off with an impressive hip thrust!

"He doesn't waste any time being as gay as possible" - A.W.

Whoopsie! First jump a little faulty.

"This music is sooo Eurotrash"

Woah! Another fall. :( That was a doozy. Apparently he's never been able to skate a "clean competition" but if he wants to be "dirty" who's to hold it against him? ;)

Some nice vogueing action. Apparently his body language is showing that he has given up. But let's not give up on Joubert quite yet! "He just doesn't care anymore" says A.W. But did he just break out a running man move? Even at his lowest point his running man was still energetic.

"Disastrous" and "painful to watch"

Yikes.

SCORE: 68 points :(

First glimpse of Johnny Weir

Pink ribbons!

SEXY TIME: Part III Stephane Lambiel

To no ones surprise, the next SEXY TIME update belongs to the reigning queen of the ice, STEPHANE LAMBIEL

Enjoy . . .

Nobunari Oda

Nobunari Oda from Japan. It's tough to follow the ideal of masculine beauty, but Nobunari is going to try. He is related to a warlord, so that's a bonus. He seems like a spritly little thing. "His strength is in his jumping" - and he creams the triple axle. He jumps so high like a little cricket!

"THIS IS THE OLYMPICS" - A.W. (then something about "no mediocre shit")

Soundtrack gets a 10 out of 10.

Once again we have a classic back outfit with silver sparkles. I wonder who designs their outfits? Somewhat uncomfortable how arrows point to his butt and crotch region.

He seems very young -- I predict big things for him in the Olympics four years from now.

SCORE: 84.45 ("I don't think I agree with that." - A.W.)

Update: J.B. says "Oda-needs ballet classes and new choreographer to be in same league with top 5---costume 7.0" Anna replies "Well said."

Beauty, thy name is Stephane Lambiel

Stephane Lambiel skating to William Tell overture!!!

OK, he could really wave that flag at the opening ceremony so now it is time for him to tear it up -- gracefully -- on the ice. No triple axle :( But he makes up for it in beauty and shoulder pads. Ooooh that quad toe loop was a toughy but he still finished it up, albeit struggling a little. I could watch him flail around the ice all day long . . . this one is already a winner, if not the gold at the Olympics, in the game of LIFE and BEAUTY and LOVE.

duh du duh duh. Fancy footwork, fancy footwork! HIGH KICK! HOLY SHIT! He just high kicked his way into the hearts of the ladies of Union Street.

"The best spinner of the competition"

"And then he vomits . . ." - A.W.

The audience loves him and so we all the ladies (in this apartment)

After 500 years the Swiss have the cuckoo clock . . . and Stephane Lambiel.

SCORE: 84.63 (plus 10 bonus points for good hair and sweet eyes)

Update: J.B. gives the costume an 8.2 out of 10