Takahiko Kozuka

Takahiko Kozuka -- my darling little ELF!

"Did he tip his hair?!? Oh, it's just he light." -A.W.

"See HE has wonderful musicality!" -A.W.

He does look quite young. ALLLMOST nails the all-important Quad. "He is the future" Dayum triple axle triple toe loop shabang!

His outfit is very classy, black with silver rhinestones, the go-to choice for male skaters who want to be fun but also a little restrained.

He really glides across the rink like a little cherub. He must be about 4 feet tall.

Apparently you get bonuses if you are still alive after 2:15 into your routine! Who knew? Not only did the little vixen make it but he showed off with an impressive combo move.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT triple axle and he's on the ground. "That hurts." -A.W.

And yet, he recovers and continues knocking out one jump after another.

"He has very aesthetically appealing buoyancy." -A.W. (that's what she said)
"If anyone is seeing the Spike Jonez Pharcyde 'Drop' video -- it looks like he is walking backward." -A.W.

The girls of Union street predict big things for him next Olympics!

SCORE: 151.60! (at only 21!) (his stoned turtle coach seems to not be aware that he is at the Olympics)